Told Myself To Empty My Cart | Funny Oversized Tee | Online Shopping Humor

Told myself to empty my cart. But I’m not listening to someone who just added a fifth item.

You swore you were only browsing. Then came the “just one more” and the free-shipping threshold. This tee is for everyone whose cart is a full-time job.

Why you’ll love it

• Back print. The joke is on your back, so people read it as you walk away.
• Oversized, boxy fit. Dropped shoulders and a roomy cut for an easy streetwear look.
• Heavyweight, faded feel. Thick cotton with a lived-in, washed look from day one.
• Unisex sizing, S to 3XL. True to size for the intended oversized look, or size down for a closer fit.
• 3 colors. White, Black and Natural.

The back reads:

“Told myself to empty my cart but I’m not listening to someone who just added a fifth item.”

Perfect for

• The friend with 14 tabs of “saved for later”
• Gifts for the person who says “it was on sale” about everything
• Anyone who has hit free shipping on purpose

Details

• Unisex oversized fit, see the size chart below
• Printed on demand, made just for you
• Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low to protect the print

Tag the friend whose cart is always full 👇